soul eating song:

I can just imagine a toddler whacking another toddler in the head (or someone unsuspecting in the kneecap) with it so it gave me a little chuckle. The Wedding: When Flower Girls Attack

I registered for them one of the only things I got a full set of, they’re pretty cheap, even though I know it’s not true, they taste better out of the coppery mug to me, plus handles and pinky up to poke people in the eye with.

I did this, it was rewarding and annoying and rewarding... and I fkn learned letterpress for it.

you were profiled girl *said in Whoopi Ghost voice*

just ugh.

It seems like every party my husband went to for his friends had some sort of meat consumption. One friend wasn’t allowed to go to the strip club by his wife to be so I think they just went to a lounge. Still don’t understand why? Bring on the titties.

blarg, no. I hope to never be that mom.

This stove is beautiful. *goes home to cry in her tiny closet sized kitchen*

I read that as engagement dicks, sorry.

Which peels do you use? I use MUAC.

Oh I remember those days. Couldn’t pay me to do it again unless it was painless.

Once you start doing it, it hurts less because there’s less hair to pull at once if you go regularly. That said, I totally haven’t been in like 5 years. >_>

Ballers has awesome music too. Last week’s closing song:

but the period shits feel the best when they’re done. It’s like you just cleaned out the entire area and massaged the hurty bits. They’re accomplished shits.

Sweet thing let me tell you ‘bout these treats they’re called lemon bar-ahs!

I am missing all of this ;_;

Yeah, I want to kill Michael’s entire family in so many painful ways. Lamar was just stupid, he was at his coolest in the first mission and it all went downhill from there. Tonya needed to be run over repeatedly by the tow truck.

It really depends on whether your face is oily-ish or not. You can get away with just washing and whatever serum you want to use if you’ve got oily skin like me. You don’t have to go fancy with your eye cream: a little aquaphor placed far enough away from your eyes so you don’t wake up with annoying eye film is…

I mean I love David Allen Grier, but my little heart wanted Titusss as the cowardly lion.