Did they purposely engineer the shape of the front grill to resemble a cobra head? I can’t unsee it.

You aren’t a lead in an email. You are too far away. You have time to consider your options and not make a stupid, impulsive decision. A car salesman would much rather make a bad payment based deal with somebody with stars in their eyes than deal with a buyer who’s trying to make a measured decision from a distance.  

I think he said yanny.

This is wrong, and you know it. Wrenching on cars that were born before you were should make you realize what happens to old molded rubber components. They dry out, they degrade from UV, and they crack. Then the thick rubber section opens it’s terrible maw when you slide it into first gear, and as you satisfyingly…

Jokes on you.  Last fist I ate only cost me my lunch money.

The craziest part of the fascination with Nathan Peterman is that it almost entirely has to do with the fact that old men in the NFL are still enamored by QBs who play under center, even as college teams and coaches show them that you don’t need some mythical drop back passer to have a successful offense, and in fact…

Hopefully this is the final iteration of the EJ257. I’m still waiting for the new STi to come with a FA series engine and 350hp+.

So, wait a couple years, and buy one used. 

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

LOL

I played with it in Photoshop a bit, you can see a little more of it now:

To be fair, my Porsche is the closest thing to a grandkid my parents are ever gonna get.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Actual winner of COTD:

It’s odd for sure, but at least it looks like more interior space is gained. I say it’s a win vs. the previous model, which I think always looked too skimpy in the rear. Maybe they went too far.

Very excited to see what is in store here; and equally terrified. I have enjoyed RDR2 largely as an experience I can have in a fully immersive world. So much so that I can see my self even “rping” as a character in an online/MMO style version of it.

So the general consensus is that last night’s game was incredibly fun and exciting and the greatest game ever played since the last greatest game ever played, blah blah blah. Personally, I don’t enjoy a game that feels like the outcome will be decided by whichever team gets the ball last and barring injury everything…

How many people like me skipped the whole thing to vote CP after reading just the headline?

So I guess 428 stars isn’t enough for COTD anymore.

Actually, you randomly increase your honor level as you “greet” folks around town and on the road, so there is a reward of sorts. You can see the little cowboy hat icon with a + appear on the right side of the screen from time to time. I say “randomly” now because I haven’t been able to determine if there’s a game…