To Whom It May Concern:

You’re 3000% correct.

There’s no bling like chrome, there’s no bling like chrome...

Well, it’s a show. Not a movie.

And here I thought the best thing you drove was the wedge between Sergio and FCA.

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Of course the Guilia is a safe car, can’t crash it if its broken down.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

Can Jalopnik do an end-of-year review of NP/CP, showcasing the 10 best NP wins and 10 worst CP loses?

only poor drivers will be restricted.

Jalops are as good at avoiding that joke as Mustangs are at avoiding pedestrians ohshit-

FTFY

Check out this nerd, talking to herself!

Why did you pick that cover image? Because car shopping can be Soul-sucking?

This will more than likely be the last time Mitsubishi extends an invitation to Jalopnik for a hands on review.

I don’t see the submarine listed on the DLC pack. Sounds like a strike against this purchase.

Completely irrational. Completely awesome.

Sleeper Agent.

1st Gear: Not All Safety Features Are Bad

Goddammit Torch.

Just. Goddammit.

Enjoy your weekend, you’ve clearly already started.