Don’t forget about the added taxes and financing fees!

Alternatively to trading in that 3 year old car with 0%, just keep the damn car. You don’t need to keep up with the Joneses, and odds are that car with 0% meets your needs just fine, you’ll get by without Apple Carplay or whatever BS you think you need.

Even the SRT model- Hell no.

I like the hood vents, no doubt they’re functional.

If they were to make a stripped down, affordable, turbo’d version of this they would fill a gap that Subaru once filled, and I think they would sell like hot cakes. 

I get that, but if you know that your audience is also interested in the visceral sound coming out of the tail pipes, let them have it. We’ve seen plenty of spy shots on this thing, I’m ready to hear it. 

I still would have preferred whatever shitty quality engine noises I get to hear over this guy rambling on with back tracking music. 

People who don’t use cruise on their highway trips. Stop giving me the stink eye when I pass you the third time because you speed up, slow down, speed up, slow down.

The last thing I want to be is indebted to Dom.

This is even worse to me.

The average new car loan originated by a finance company is $29,921.27, an increase of more than $5,000 from 10 years earlier.

That moose should stand trial. 

The moose should not have to suffer for humanity’s shortcomings behind the wheel, nor any other form of wildlife. 

This is not the spoiler we want, but perhaps this is the spoiler we deserve.

I had a dishonorable waitress pull this on me a few years ago. She looked at the ticket, as is that a 3 or an 8? The next day when the charge ran through it didn’t even matter whether it was a 3 or an 8 as she added a 1 to the front of it and took an extra $10 bucks.

Now here’s a comment I can get behind. 

Or find an Ascent that’s been totalled. 

10/10 troll, would read again.

Here’s a truck that Juanita Maxwell can appreciate.