Just give me more floating schoolgirls.

Right - I think that's a fair way to look at it. Of course you could always argue "hegemony" but is there a basic market argument to it?

Vin Diesel will be perfect for the adaption of Seanbaby's alter ego The Punchmaster!

I work for a food company, we actually put in widespread metal detection after the Tylenol scare in 1982 (although there were some in place in the late 70s).

They would have set off the metal detectors which are otherwise used to prevent kitchen knives from tumbling out into your bowl.

You've got to read MRE poop stories, they are the best. Phrases like "football", "biggest, blackest log", and "i left a note saying I was sorry"….

And yours.

Which is why my opinion is unpopular. But it's not wrong. Maybe before everyone jumps in to say "whoa whoa you better not talk about Carrie Fisher" my first reaction is to check if the argument is wrong. And it isn't: Carrie Fisher damaged her body with drug use. It's okay to notice that. Once Mark Hamill is given…

Look, really I'm trying to say that: yeah, people are noticing Carrie Fisher has not aged well. I don't begrudge them that. They're have a point because they're objectively correct. We can say the same thing about Lindsey Lohan, Val Kilmer, or Ozzy. Carrie Fisher doesn't get a free pass just because the Internet loves…

Also, your voice will sound much weaker (hers used to be stronger and deeper, now it's a croak). We can't deny that a lifetime of drug use and smoking will age you faster. Let's leave looks aside; it's taken years off her life.

The problem is that the bar for "basic human decency" keeps getting raised.

Her story is a cautionary tale on drug use, insofar as it applies to how old you look when you're 59.

Defend your trademark at the smallest infraction otherwise you risk giving it up.

Unpopular opinion: she was not objectively beautiful in VII, but not because of her weight. It was because she did a shit ton of drugs, and looks/sounds 10 to 15 years older than she should. I think she's beautiful for 70, but not beautiful for 59. I could write a laundry list of 59-year old actresses that are much…

Why would you loathe your entire home country? I never understood throwing out the baby with the bath water. America doesn't suck because of one thing.

So it's like a bunch of Jon Stewart-ish calls to action.

If Britain had lost their entire small, professional army then Hitler would have a lot more bargaining power. The English barely held it together through the Battle of Britian, with Hitler on the airwaves every day saying "look I wanna end this thing, it's the British that are dragging it out". They needed every piece…

Americans in 2015 love to hate on themselves. Being educated about something is "putting on airs", even among the Progressives who publicly acknowledge that THEY know things, but most AMERICANS don't. There's a real self-hate, feel-bad, moping-around-the-house thing going on right now.

Hot dog!

DUNKIRK?? That would be a really good movie. That's a desperate fucking story.