Surely you can’t be serious.

Shooting? I think you mean 2nd Amendment expression.

I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande....

Addendum: THIS is why Kevin McCarthy is whining about the House Republicans not having a say in all these subpoenas.

That is the horrible thing about the Trump presidency. Satire is reality and reality is satire. It has sucked most political humor of all meaning, because political humor is always based on the premise that NOBODY would be crazy enough to do this shit, so it is safe to joke about.

Trump is preaching to the right audience to absorb his bullshit. I posted this in another thread, but it bears repeating.

Man, if you had told me 10 years ago how 2017 through today was going to play out, I would have in no way believed it. This is all too weird to be real. Not in a black swan event, aliens-landing-in-Times-Square weird way. But just shocking how completely unshocking something like this is after a couple years of the…

Forget the “coverup.” It’s all happening in plain sight.

Yeah, China will totally listen to the guy that started a giant trade war with them. They’ll totally do him a “favor” and help him out.

TV Commercial:

The Guy can’t help it, he really can’t help it

Cut to real-time footage of President Trump:

I was on the fence about whether or not Trump would actually be removed from office - if there was anything he could do to crater his approval enough or be repugnant enough to get thirty GOP senators to convict him for.

This almost got me to make a twitter account, just to respond to that tweet with a picture of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein and the caption “Look at this photograph”

Nickelback v. Trump is the feud this country deserves. 

Look at this photograph!

I absolutely do not want to look at a photograph of either Trump & Co. or Nickelcrack.

Good to see the guys from Nickelback didn’t stand around waiting for a hero to save us.

“...including the one that donned the costume of The Joker himself before opening fire on an Aurora auditorium:”