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dreadful.

“I think it’s important to stay focused on the money and not on the message,” Austin Lane, president of Texas Southern University, told Politico. “We’re here to find out, most importantly, if there’s money to access, where is it and how do we get it.”

Christians will rise in wrath for our three-time married, serial adulterer, casino-owing President!

No, blame the Bible. On the whole it advocates for murder, rape, slavery and the death of non believers. Blame the Bible, and absolutely blame Christianity which has in the United States as a whole, for decades worked to keep women from having basic rights, including sovereignty over their own bodies, and has tried to…

I’m fine with blaming Christianity, too. It is a doctrine of ignorance that has been used to enslave and pacify people for thousands of years. That’s what it’s FOR.

Boom boom boom, let’s go back to my room

Whenever I hear about Jim Bakker, it makes me think of “Send me your money” by Suicidal Tendencies.

s-s-s-s

We can dance if we want to

Somebody else on another site pointed out that Joel Olsteen looks like both Martin Short and Tim Allen at the same time. they ain’t wrong.

Prosperity Gospel - that explains a lot as long been confused on why the alt right and GOPers went from following the rich agenda but with some distrust to outright cheering for the rich and worshipping with the same level they are supposed to reserve for Jesus. I knew religion was involved but didn’t realize it was…

Then Moses stretched his hand out over the waters and said, “Huh, some weather we’re having here,” before going home and locking the door behind him.

We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine, oh

Mega-Churches are the biggest racket. These pastors ask for more and more money for shit like private jets and helicopters so they can “spread the word,” but they rarely do anything but fly to extravagant places where they can promote their new book. Osteen’s earned my scorn because older folks I know keep sharing his…

Church sucks. Period.

There is no way a church that big is doing jack shit for the lives of anyone in the congregation. If your pastor doesn’t know your name, your church sucks.

Right-wing Christians are frequently the most un-Christlike of anybody. There’s more positive healthy useful and actionable modern-day life lessons in a random episode of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood than there is from a random book of the Bible.