I was 14 or 15 when Becoming Parts 1&2 aired and after she killed him when his soul came back at the last minute I called my BFF on a LAND LINE (oh the 90s) and we cried together. We couldn’t believe it, had no idea what would happen next. It was the most traumatic moment of my TV life until Battlestar Galactica aired…

I have a lot of sympathy for actors who get defined by one thing and can’t shake it. A lot of people hated her since she didn’t want to continue with the series, but eh. It was good while it lasted. I also don’t blame an actor for not remembering stuff they probably haven’t thought about in decades. I don’t think she…

The extent to which I to this day cannot remember Riley’s name, with repeated prompting, speaks to my feelings toward that character. I’ll sit there for five minutes getting increasingly desperate like

In re: Shade Court Docket #2016JZ000202

They don’t have to know.

They always look great. All of them.

The best part is he’s pointing it out to Michelle but she is all: “Yeah. It’s a cute idea.. *shrug*” while the POTUS is doubled over dying. Such a dad. lol

I bet he’s cracked up at least 3 times today just remembering this.

Oh gods, I have this conversation too often for it to be funny

FUCKING TRUNK OR TREATING!!! i saw pintrest ~car decorations~ and was like nope, i would never, ever do that

Obama interacting with babies...like I really love him for a lot of reasons but seeing a guy with all that power who has such genuine interactions with children is just....dammit I’m gonna miss him!

did you guys know halloween is now like, a whole week long? different towns do their trick or treating on different, non halloween, nights? kids get to go trick or treating multiple times!! isn’t that nuts? i asked someone on my facebook about this and she was like “well if they all did it on halloween kids wouldn’t…

God his joy face gives me so much joy. He is fucking utterly delighted and so it delights me. Gonna miss this dude.

Dear FLOTUS,

I’ve come to the startling realization that I might be an Old, because I don’t know the difference between reading and clapping-back (although I have my suspicions). Google is not helpful, and on first glance urban dictionary wasn’t either. Do we have a glossary somewhere on Jezebel where I can look up the meanings of…

Good shade (as I have learned from Sensei Kara) is in part about making your ego be okay with people maybe missing the diss at all (which is why the Obamas are black belts). Shade is not a bombing, it’s a tactical strike. Not in Tay’s wheelhouse.

I find it particularly insulting when people misattribute shade to the Obamas because when they want to be shady, they are SHADY. In fact they are so good about deploying just the right types of insults at the appropriate times. They’ve mastered that art - they know when to read, when to burn, when to clap back, when…