I’m surprised they didn’t sponsor Call Of Duty, since they, y’know, sponsored the original war half those games are based on.

“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell

I didn’t love it but I grew to understand and like it more with time. I wasn’t too big on Ymir’s undying love for Fritz; while it’s not unrealistic for someone to love their abuser, I still didn’t enjoy it much. I’m also not surprised that Mikasa seemed to never get over Eren, I guess in the same vein as my complaint…

It annoys me that online merchants STILL haven’t figured this shit out.

“I want you, not even paid a living wage, to care about my money as much as I, a billionaire, care about my money.”

I could see them thinking (or even being told) these would only be read by the judge.

I am mildly bummed about this. It definitely had its lows, but at its best it was at least as good as mid-tier HIMYM. It was... fine. Something the wife and I could agree to watch, and it had its moments of genuine hilarity. And this wasn’t even the worst show in 2023 to feature Kim Cattrall and John Corbett!

Killed off in its prime, just like The Mother was.

Seriously, what did any of you think was going to happen? We’ve known for months that it was going to be a minute-or-so cameo in which she interacts with none of the cast. So what the fuck did you expect? “Hang on to your panties, bitches, I’MMMMM BAAAAAAAACK”???  Jesus.

I’m glad Martinet’s finally stepping back. He basically defined the character for 5 console generations over hundreds of games at this point. And Nintendo gave him one hell of a retirement package. 

This kind of thing is why I wish Stadia hadn’t failed.

TBH, this is a lot less than I was expecting. I was anticipating something to the tune of 200 GB (though, I expect future expansions will help Starfield meet that milestone :P).

Perhaps these men can wipe their tears with all the extra dollars they get from the gender pay gap or they can take a boner pill that their health insurance covers as they sit at the top of the corporate food chain, surrounded by other men who look like them, while they commiserate over how downtrodden they are.

I think when it was envisioned, Star Wars was definitely in a better spot IP wise and the economy was in much better place.

Except for Ivanka.

Donald Trump has never changed a diaper.

These are conservatives we’re talking about. They love trad gender roles, and those don’t include fathers actually raising their kids.

It’s a shame they don’t revise the property to be just a Star Wars themed hotel for the guests of the park to stay there, removing the LARPing aspect. It would still be fun for fans and kids.

One of the only things that people can say to me about Pokemon that will annoy me is that “they’re running out of ideas” or that “designs are just lazy now” or things like that

Genuinely stoked to see a Cyberpunk 2077 sequel, I’ll have to make sure to follow none of the media about it like the first game.