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“Neither climber brought a satellite phone or an emergency beacon”

I think one of the foundational rules of American society is that if you have a criticism of Fred Rogers, you are automatically found to be holding the wrong position.

How does Fox News afford all of those fainting couches?

Our country’s youth has become so soft about things like not wanting to be murdered in school.

Good on those students for taking a firm stand against guns!

Boy, these clowns are so totally absurd. Only the most complete moron could be influenced by anything they have to say....

If Gawker can be killed over a sex tape, maybe someone can take out Fox if this is properly bankrolled.

That’s my takeaway from this as well. Dude’s coke dealer seems to be a total asshole. Rich people in CT should have access to better dealers than this, right? Christ, Skipper, next time just ask your kids for the number of whomever they’re using.

Man, I thought I’d seen all the worst takes, but here’s a new one!

It’s terrible how these adults are using kids to push their “I do not want children being murdered” agenda.

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

This is a parental thing. And, personally, my message would be “Hey, you do you, just be prepared to take your licks from the school. You’ll get no additional punishment from me.”

“We’re gonna need a bigger board...”

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Carl Sagan’s oration about the Pale Blue Dot is one of the most moving things I’ve ever heard (it was originally from one of his books):

We used to have them, but that 90% attrition rate on corporate-certified-safe colony worlds really did them in.

“It wasn’t the bullet. It was debris caused by the bullet!”

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

Idk, I kind of felt his comments about Russia were important in the sense that he even went there. Surprised he included them at all given that he was fired for making comments about Russia.