I find it funny that Republicans are the only ones screaming about voter fraud, and yet it seems that anytime there is a confirmed case of voter fraud, it is always a Republican that is guilty of committing it.

dumbass america elected one as president.

And thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, they’re living longer than ever!*

Is this your Dor?

actually I hear the cleanup crew themselves do a live performance of the post credits scene, setting up the next Avengers arc.

Infinity War will only Seem Like Infinity

Might as well just say “Stop breathing air.”

Foolish, hoomans! Did you think your decadent empire would last forever?! The otters will no longer idly stand by while you trade pictures of us for your amusement or tell us that we can’t split infinitives! The time of The Great Reckoning foretold in prophecy is upon us! If you surrender your weapons and delicious…

#MAGA

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

he might not be particularly religious

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

his privileged upbringing means he won’t have the drive to succeed.

“his privileged upbringing means he won’t have the drive to succeed.”

54 year old. Tail end baby boomer.

I’m not expecting anything even remotely sensible.

I’m expecting right wing talking points, arguments that we put to bed back in the 90s, and for Trump to do nothing but spout completely nonsensical, irrelevant bullshit the entire time.

I bailed when they were still stuck on that farm (this stretch lasted from season 2 through season 26), and I regret NOTHING. In fact, it’s an active joy to bail on a bad show and watch with sadistic glee as a bunch of poor bastards keep slogging their way through it. Try it!

Boarding the plane last is a benefit, not a detraction. Who wants to sit on the plane longer? Yeah yeah overhead bin space, just check your damn bag (at the gate, they will almost ALWAYS give free gate check on every flight). If it means a half hour less of sitting on an airplane, I’ll wait for my stupid bag at the…

I’m 6’3” with Crohn’s disease. I don’t think I could survive a flight without the aisle seat.