This is the equivalent of old Trump tweets.

This is not my beautiful house.

He was passionate about the idea of arming and training teachers, something that will absolutely put more people in danger of gun violence.

I can’t believe what a terrible idea that is. Our professionally trained police can’t avoid shooting unarmed people, and you think a *teacher* is going to do a fine job when a shooter has an AR and is tossing smoke grenades after pulling a fire alarm to draw out panicked kids into a crowded hallway.

Someone reposted the video from Obama’s town hall, where he was asked about gun rights, and his articulate and thought out response was amazing. And then I got sad thinking about where we are today with Cadet Bone Spurs. I miss having a president who could speak and act like a leader and not a giant baby.

Breaking: US men’s curling beats Canada. Canada is officially in mourning.

Marco Rubio “I am not an asshole because I take money, they give me money because I am an asshole.”

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

People out there claiming that the temperature is in the upper 70s are just crisis actors hired to spread the notion that global warming is a thing. —Alex Jones, probably

I like being outside as much as the next person, but really, this is just fucking disturbing.

+1 Tentacle

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Um, say bro... Congress might not be in session, but national news crews are going to be fully engaged.

Oh, fuck you. Damn, what a hideous moral dilemma. ;)

Serious morality question: if Dinesh DSouza held a fundraising auction to punch him in the face, but the proceeds go to the NRA, do you bid?

“IT GIVES THE DEMS AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE BY TAKING AWAY OUR ADVANTAGE!!!!”

The glacier has our thoughts and prayers.

if someone just told these icebergs that global warming is a state of mind, and if they just pulled themselves up by the boot straps, there wouldn’t be so many single mothers in the iceberg community and far less crimes of nature from thug icebergs.