He has Presidential aspirations....

“ I told you last week that I did the right thing for this football team and I believe that.”

“Moore/Trump for Senate, but if you’re old enough to vote then you’re too old for me.”

Eh, it’s like predicting volcanic eruptions. You know it’s gonna happen eventually but no one can pin an actual date. Of course everyone is going to take a guess anyway because someone is bound to come out looking like an oracle. If an economist had any confidence in that call, they would be selling short and making a…

C’mon man, let’s allow the voters of Alabama to make their decision.

And yet they get offended by sex.

What’s weird is that there was an earthquake in Mexico City last weekend, it was a 28.3 on the Richter Scale. I guess that it just didn’t phase the Patriots and they were able to overcome that disadvantage to come through for a win.

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

I once had a client that refused to publicize any of the millions they gave to charity. “If we wanted publicity for it, it wouldn’t be charity at all.”

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

Right now Plaxico Burress is shaking his fists in anger.

I’m already sick of the apologists claiming “It was a JOKE! He was on SNL!” like that makes it ok.

You want to write Trump’s mass murder condolence tweets?

S/he’s joking, but I had a Trump cultist tell me in all sincerity earlier today that Obama drained America’s lakes and sent the water to China, so it certainly wouldn’t be shocking if a Moore supporter said all that nonsense seriously.

Shh...you’re off script.

Saw the title, and who wrote it—yep, about what I expected.

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

The Senate GOP takes a stand against harming individual young girls by molesting them, but it’s OK to systematically harm them by the thousands or millions with policies like denial of access to birth control, abortion, and health care, and denial of parental resources that could help young girls, like food stamps,…