Or the “Say Goodbye To Your Deductions For 401k Contributions, Mortgage Interest, Student Loan Interest, and State and Local Taxes... In Fact Just Resign Yourself To The Fact That You Will Never Retire And When You Are Carried Out Of Your Job In A Pine Box When You Die On The Job Your Paycheck Will Be Calculated To…

Thats not how this works. Thats not how any of this works.

We only got one season of Cupid out of him. His usefulness to me has ended.

Newsflash: Birth control PREVENTS abortions. If you hate abortion, you should be in favor of as much free birth control as possible.

Best Law & Order marathon in years.

What I don’t get is that they suspended him for something that can not be proven in any way shape or form yet they ignored the fact that, on camera, he pulled up a woman’s shirt without her consent. That was straight assault right there, and Goodell was like, nah, were gonna go with the woman who asked people to lie…

I’d actually cheer for the Pats if that happened

If the Pats actually sign Ka(e)p I will shit myself laughing. I mean, I’ve got a spastic colon so I’ll probably shit myself anyway, but it’ll be a nice excuse.

My grandfather had a torn labrum surgically repaired, and three months later he was dead. Luck needs to watch out and not rush back to throwing. He should also probably watch out when crossing the street, which might have helped my grandfather.

I had the same surgery 7 years ago and my shoulder has never been the same. I was never much of an athlete, but post surgery I have have had to ice it down far more frequently after jacking off than pre-surgery.

Wow, who’d of thought someone with zero political experience, a genetic predisposition to early onset alzheimer’s, and profoundly stupid would be so fucking bad at his job?

It’s especially sad because that scene had nothing to do with him being skeptical or condescending over something someone was saying.

“healing tremendously.”

Sorry guys, I was hacked.

Look, it’s just about economic insecurity. And I’m sure there were good people in this group. Many sides, folks. Many sides.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

God forbid our entertainment gets too entertaining.

Yeah, it sure seems to me that, Federally, abortion is legal, yet I don’t see Sessions or any of his ilk backing off on the states that do everything in their power to make it unavailable, or completely illegal. I wonder why that is?