All this time I thought I was being cat-called. Turns out those virtuous, innocent men were just yelling at birds.

Scoutmaster: “Sorry, Ames, you’re out of the Scouts. We just can’t have a member who will ask a State Senator reasonably thought out, well presented, thoroughtly researched questions that she doesn’t have logical answers to. That’s not what Scouting is all about!”

Yeah, but the anticipation!!! And then some guy in a neat black and white uni explaining what happened and who won? Excellent if you ask me. It’s like you’re combining the best parts of sports and a good courtroom drama!

If QT is an enabler, then so are all the people who knew about it, victims,witnesses, assistants and boyfriends who were told, because the bottom line is they all kept quiet to keep their careers and they’re all got paid. The people who spoke to R.Farrow were committing  career suicide as far as they knew, let’s not…

I swear I have been making that same exact argument for weeks.

Those Canadians and their emphasis on education over corporate tax breaks, their free health care, and their gun laws that help the murder rate stay a fraction of what it is in America..........When will they learn?

Here’s what Toronto is doing; Investing in education so grads are ready for them! No tax incentives or special deals.

Literalism.*

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos immediately stepped in and said that the newly named Barack Obama school will only receive 3/5ths its previous funding.

Netflix doesn’t sell ads. Why would they give a fuck about Nielsen ratings? The ideal Netflix consumer, unlike the ideal NBC consumer, wouldn’t watch any shows, but would just continue paying because he forgot to cancel a free trial. Netflix is more like a gym than a tv network, business-wise.

It being Utah, their parents are probably more upset they said ‘fuck’.

So does Mattis (4 star Marine General) and he (like Kelly) is doing a decent job of keeping Trump from setting fire to everything in sight.

Jeff Sessions would flip his shit over this. “The White House is completely behind this idea! We’re even creating little cloth stars for those on the list to wear- it’s for Jewish Pride!”

On the list of things that are a bad idea right now: creating a list of Jews living in the United States. Because, you know.

A lot of Packers fans had turned on the guy, even before Rodgers went down. They think only having one ring with Rodgers is a travesty.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Beyond ironic that science is being corrupted by both the people that deny dinosaurs existed and the people who sell them the liquid form of said dinosaurs.

We here at Fox News sexually assault more women before 10 AM than Donald Trump has assaulted all of last year. We have an all-star Sexual Assault Support Team, weakened recently by the loss of our star groper, O’Reilly. However, we’ve got some serious talent coming (sic) up through the ranks. We found a number of…

Of all the things that are killing the NFL, having their most entertaining players out for the season (Rodgers, ODB, Watt, whoever is lost next) is what has the chance to drag it down the most.