Half a billion dollars might seem like a lot of money but only if you look at it from every conceivable angle.

THANK YOU. This is the correct take. Just buy some peanut M&Ms at the airport magazine stand and get on the plane.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Thanks for the comment, Jim Boeheim burner account.

How has Syracuse’s success not directly shown that Boeheim is an excellent coach because he does less with more? Those players aren’t NBA level talents to begin with. He knows that, he’s just being brutally honest about it.

most deadspin commenters hate successful college coaches. doesnt matter if the guy is really an asshole or not.

I have been to both Lawrence and East Lansing. Lawrence is in the middle of nowhere surrounded by backwards, racist Christian fundamentalists.... East Lansing is just as downright bleak as Syracuse with less of the surrounding natural beauty. I’ve been to almost every large college-town city in this country..... And…

Its 100 percent true. He has consistently defender players best interests against the NCAA. Has clearly spoken to the socio-economic situation many of these players come from. And he easily could have left Syracuse year after year for double or triple the pay he is making at Syracuse University to go coach at some…

Boeheim coached Syracuse to a Final Four last year with a pretty spotty team, and did so a few years prior to that with a better one. USC has not beat a team with a winning record since mid-January.... Not to mention the starting 5 on Syracuse had barely even played with each other before the season started and 2 of…

If I had to choose between Vanderbilt or Syracuse, I’d choose Syracuse, when it realistically should be neither given the complete blandness of the non-automatic bid, non-top 25 at-large selections.

to play devil’s advocate, they went 21-10 and 9-9 in ACC play last year and made the Final Four, so it’s not entirely unbelievable that they slide in again and make things exciting.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

The “Complicit” sketch killed me. Time of death: “Sorry girl, you’re Billy Zane.” Also I choose to believe they picked the music specifically because it sounds eerily similar to that of the United safety video.

Yeah, and the coup de grace is that spokesperson saying, “There was absolutely nothing misleading about his answer.” No shit. Not one lick of subtle obfuscation, distorted facts, or clever omissions; just cold, concrete, unambiguous lies.

I think the real question is: Is there anyone in that man’s campaign/administration who didn’t speak to the Russians?

I’m more depressed by how many people are “hopeful” after one shitty speech. This man is literally trying to take away your healthcare, education and civil rights and let corporations pollute at will and steal your money. Oh, but we went an hour without saying insane shit so it’s fine now. Don’t be fooled.

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