I’ve been planning a build like this, but I was going call it the Raptero

Shady outfit used to do this all over town when I was in college. They’d pull into a (usually crowded and overparked on a friday) apartment complex and just start hitching up cars, regardless of whether they belonged to a resident or were properly parked or not. They’d usually wait for someone to come running out and…

I guess that’s why so many of those tow company asswipes carry guns, they’d need one to try to tow a ‘78 911 away from me...

I’d like to hear from the intrepid enforcement person who decided that they were going to enforce this obviously ridiculous loophole. Was there a meeting involved where they schemed about this thinking it was a good idea? My blood would boil if this happened to me.

Ticket? I had someone try to tow me out of my driveway. My company owned our driveway, which was between our factory and the grocery store next door. I (legally) parked there, and the new manager of the grocer’s called a tow truck. We wound up in a standoff (me blocking the tow truck, the tow guy trying to attack…

Some say he he sleeps in a chub pack in a cooler, and decants himself through through the drain plug directly into his racing suit. All we know is...

Now we just need Samsung to buy Ferrari and we’re set...

Nope, your just going to get 25 more GTRs!

I fancy myself to be a bit of a graphic designer, here’s a sample of my professional portfolio from my time at Saleen

if you hit the powerball you’d probably be better off buying Saleen outright, take a tax offset for your winnings from all their debt and you might actually get an S7 in the end.

...I’d like it better with (so much) less rear overhang...

Rather than purchase a car from either company, you can now invest directly in the Saleen-Hennessey Investment Trust (SHIT). There’s no more efficient financial instrument for disposing of unwanted capital.

People need to understand Saleen just blinks in and out of existence at will. They’re not bound by conventional corporate finances in much the same way as electrons don’t obey Newtonian mechanics.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Does Rosberg really have that many people that really care for him? My impression is the people that cheer for him just don’t like Hamilton.

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, or write it off as sheer luck if you absolutely must, but holy crap, that charge from the back row was pretty spectacular.

You’re thinking of Gemballa.

I find much Kinja/Gawker content very annoying, but its ongoing support of Roadkill is happily appreciated.

No, I don’t know anything about Chris Harris. For me he just showed up on Top Gear one day. I like him. He has good commentaries.

Holy crap! This is awesome—you should shoot me an email. That refueling video is amazing, and I’d love to talk with anyone else who you think could fill in any gaps. I’m raphael at jalopnik dot com, shoot me an email any time and we can talk more.