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Matthews kept calling him out on how it was a yes or no question and finally moved on to Mara. I’m not the biggest fan of Matthews, but I actually thought he did a great job calling him out on it.

This just shows you how isolated in their little bubble these people are. This guy clearly doesn’t know any trans people in real life; they are just some boogey-men out there that he imagines looks like John Cleese in a dress and acts like a sex-crazed lunatic. Faced with an actual, real-life trans person who just

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.

Ever feel like you are not having as much fun as other people?

I hope she pens a best seller, and gets a movie option, and walks away from all this with enough money for her therapy and a comfortable life after.

I can’t even begin to imagine what she went through in there but it is a relief that she at least had a dependable community to turn to in what was probably the worst 6 years of her life. I can’t wait for her to get out and start getting her life back. I’m gonna go have a little cry now.

How is Ryan only 2 years older than Trudeau and he looks like death? Maybe it’s the lighting, but he looks ashen in those standing photos.

They’re good tweets, Lauron.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Dr. Phil is Oprah’s biggest mistake. He talks about family values all the time but I saw his family in Vegas. Trashy.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

Aimee, is drinking at work okay now? Because it’s 12:30 and I’m thinking that a good old-fashioned martini lunch would be kind of awesome.