Phantoms of Wayne

“Why did my phone stop working when I tried to text him for the 65,537th time?”

Ugh, this crap again...

Lol to the state of article writing: Eric Idle makes a claim. John Cleese speaks for the Pythons and refutes claim. Author of article rather talk about Cleese being anti-cancel culture instead of headline. Diverts article to talk about that even though it’s completely off topic instead of just writing two separate…

I’ve never watched TNG in my life and only know him as insufferable.

“It was wrong of Megyn Kelly to speculate about a woman’s plastic surgery with no evidence. Now here’s some speculation about her plastic surgery.”

“You don’t need to go on a cruise. And you especially don’t need to go on this cruise.”

Also, a Holden-ified GTO, G8 (especially the GXP), or Chevy SS will ALWAYS be cooler than the US badged version. 

i had a little hardees hotwheels/matchbox/ertl car they gave out around this time. the ad campaign had a driver/crew member named RoadRunner and Ernie.

Adult Will wakes up next to Susanne Plechette, no Japanese food before bedtime for him anymore!

In the meantime he is fantastic in Slow Horses.

He sounds terrible. But just shouting “Leaving!” and dropping your costume upon your exit is fucking hilarious.

As good a time as any to rewatch this weird masterpiece (of bread)...

Thank You For Joking

Allegedly... (wipes tear from eye)

The Ouroboros model scene is a delightful riff on the Back to the Future scene and here for it.

Oh my god again the idiots are out in full force with some form of “Comedian tells joke that’s fake, news at 11”.

Since no one else seems keen on giving you a straight answer (or, at least, not a thorough one), I’ll chime in.

I’d say that’s more a comment on the silliness of the battle lines being drawn in the culture wars. Made the personal decision not to eat meat? Cares about the environment? Obviously he’s some sort of socialist!

Was Minhaj actually told he’s not getting the job, or is that just a funny story he made up for a new stand up routine?