Finally, the Nick Krollaissance begins! 

“Great Scott. This is pod racing”

These reviews are Manuel rehearsing for the more thoughtful reviews he’ll be writing when it comes time to write his reviews.

I hadn’t seen quite a few of them, but you’ll recognize the kind of self serious person they are parodying. 

Here’s the actual trailer that Matt just couldn’t be fucked to post

The head of mall security isn’t as depressed as Gene because he gets to go home to Christie Brinkley.

I don’t see the problem here, as long as you keep it under $950 when you go grocery shoplifting it doesn’t count as stealing because inflation is high and poor people can’t survive without steak because Putin raised the price of gas to make up for Covid and supply chain issues due to so many trailers being needed at…

Thanks! Didn’t know this was streaming.

I think we know where things on heading on the Helios mission.

You don’t order a sandwich and expect to get a hot dog.

Who needs hacky jokes from old farts like Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle to satirize “wokeness” when we can rely on Jezebel and the Root to periodically give us insane little nuggets like this article?

“Plus, “Part IV” shows Moses Ingram slowly emerging as the MVP of the series”

I forgot to add in my first post-the stray observations listed things Natalie’s assistant was doing, but stopped before it got to the funniest joke of the night to me: When they are standing in front of the elevator and Natalie looks at her and goes “Ding” and makes her press the button to call the elevator even…

There are no real emotional triggers, merely people who have trouble handling their emotions. That is what the reality really is...regarding being “triggered”.

and they’d be right.

Sounds like a good time. Maybe AV Club and their audience needs to grow a thicker foreskin. And I look forward to the immature responses I’m going to get, just like the comment section on Facebook of trolls for attacking someone with an opinion that isn’t theirs. Too bad they aren’t as brave as in person...

“Eh, she was deceptive!”

How much more back could they be? The answer is “None.” None more back.

The woman is Keke Palmer, she basically outed herself in an Instagram post she did. I can’t think of one well intended, not being purposely malicious, joke that would cause me to complain so hard a movie would shutdown. People have a right to be offended by whatever, but the continued scarlet lettering in the media is…