Do you know how cold permafrost is?

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

Political Comedy. Political. Four syllables. Four Washington Lane. The next episode is in the White House!

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

She looks like she was made out of all the crap God had left over after building Britney Spears.

What I find most perplexing about this show (and don’t get me wrong, I did enjoy it) is that the Gemstones are actually....fairly decent people?

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

Twitter’s embedded video quality is so shitty, I can barely see most of the highlights you guys post from there.  Both of these twitter videos are like 240 resolution on the wide shot, and only sharpen into a visible image for the second half of the video.  It doesn’t seem to be a buffering thing, as they sharpen at…

Brown’s not going to the Super Bowl this year.

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I disagree, and I enjoy his work immensely!

Five is right out.

I commented in a recent article that I really miss the Baja chalupa. Based on the replies I received, I am not alone. And before you comment, yes, I know there is some way to sort of get one using substitutions, but it isn’t the same.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

How much more pathetic could this be? None more pathetic. 

These excuses are exactly why I object to the surety of their opposite: “they didn’t prove it in court, but I KNOW Hill broke his son’s arm, and he should be treated as such”.

He’ll just pop up from time to time to let the kids know that their Dad has been dead this whole time.

This is as good an excuse as any to post an all-time classic Comedy Bang Bang bit, the phone call to China.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.