“If anyone says “I like it” to a gift in the tone with which Shiv accepts her shiny scorpion, feel free to pre-emptively delete them from your phone contacts.”

Not sure I’d trust the judgment of someone who mocked Paul Stanley’s plastic surgery history so blithely.

champing . . .

Shiv totally primed Mattson for the tweet, . . . granny work camp.

I really wish that the matter of the gun hadn’t been so tidy. There are myriad Mason-esque strategies and arguments about the gravity of how that gun came to be in that place, and what legal maneuvering the Mason/Street organization could or would be willing to perform to either maintain the mystery before the law or…

[clicks teeth]

Hyde Park bound in a hansom . . .

The sun would never set on you, sir . . . 

There’s a dynamic I have been close with my entire life, that I don’t think gets explored enough [don’t know enough to say whether it’s applicable here, but it’s crucial if it is].  Some people are very guarded around people they aren’t close with, and very blunt, to the point of apparent pain from the outside, with…

ROFL - LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!

Sublime dialog, . . . Hugo has no relationship with his daughter [the REAL tragedy, amirite?] but ‘cannot recollect’ if he spoke on the phone with her one day earlier in the midst of the death of his boss.

The untold story of how Cousineau went from dapper and put together to a sweaty pot-bellied mess in the course of his stage performance is the subtle hero of the premiere

They hooted like simians, not hyenas.

Honk says season 2 will go with the chipper chikun.

That bit seemed custom curated for me. The only thing Burberry I’ve bought in my life is also the most inconspicuous. I have a Burberry belt, and the only way anyone would even notice is the thumbnail-sized splash of tartan on the buckle. It’s a very nice, well-made and durable, belt, one of the nicer bits of vestment…

The satirization was one level, then they referenced youtubing his best goals [a worthy way to pass the time], then tried in their Hollywood magic way, to re-enact some of Zlatan’s most iconic goals.  Bottom line, youtube Zlatan’s best goals.

there’s?

Infrastructure, . . . and Jobs!!

Gosh, you guys are like bats at the hell with the nitpicking!!

The hypocrisy comes in when the standards are only applied to personal grievances. If we want a world of conformity to uniformly imposed standards for all of our individual choices, at the very least it should be comprehensively applied. It icks me out to even countenance the notion of forcing others to conform to my…