You have to do a frequency of use analysis. I have way more small appliances than is reasonable, but the only three that have permanent counter primacy are the toaster, the microwave, and the coffee maker. The rest, from roasters, to blenders, to air-fry, to steamers, to sous vide, to induction hob, to crockpot, to…

God Damn It!!  Bangs?!?!  Why?!?!

I really wanted to enjoy an Oscar Isaac episode, but it struck me as dire and sweaty. You got the premise of each bit from the opening, and it hit every beat exactly as expected, and when your premises are already weak, surprise is your sole weapon to resurrect the humor. Isaac did fine with what he was given, but the…

“bones are something that broadcast sitcoms have always relied on: a diverse set of characters in a dynamic situation easily adaptable into the careful blend of mirth and pathos a sitcom needs to build a connection with its audience.”

Or should I say, . . . I literally gave up . . . 

OIC, I gave up somewhere around when the dictionary redefined ‘literally’ as ‘anything and everything BUT but literally.’

He shot the wall, and the wall happened to be lined with cast iron skillets, which ricocheted the bullet into his brainpan.

Throw out your hands

Tom Hanks slid into his 5-timer’s jacket courtesy of Conan’s first on-screen appearance as 5-timer jacket valet.

So Lexi’s Bob Ross Halloween costume had a darker, more passive-aggressive origin than originally revealed.

Yeah, it’s like there’s a criticism arms race where people are supposed to care how much a work differs from the preconceived vision of the critic, as opposed to the vision of the creators. ASP has a style and the show highlights her talent working within that style. Banter, period specific visuals, energy,…

The halting, hesitating, half-thrust, half-eye close to go in for the kiss right after pulling up his TommyJohn’s was some exquisite cringe acting.

The Superb Owl is in HOW MANY weeks?

Everyone keeps saying it’s an Adam Sandler impression, and all I can hear is Nick Kroll’s Coach Steve from Big Mouth.

Ler - if cc is an authoritative source

“Brits are often offered less than their American actors. He said it was a “problem with British agents,” who are less ruthless than their American counterparts.”

Grandma’s Cadillac came from Jack Kent, the same Denver dealership where Elvis had his last Caddy buying spree before, . . . well, you know.

Could’ve even ‘stopped short’ to save it.

“ each new variant teaches the world the Greek alphabet, one letter at a time”

The expert who told Clyde that the vaccine made titties on your head turned out to be . . . future Clyde.