Just so we understand, . . . toasted ravioli ISN’T a regional speciality because you can get it anywhere now, . . . and gooey butter cake ISN’T a regional speciality . . . because you can only get it in St. Louis?

As has always been my position, go back to the Earl for which it is named.

Breaks?

Fine, be immortal at brunch.

Grit got into the turbo

I wish someone would piece together just a montage of all the customer interstitials.

At first I thought he was going to repurpose the voice of El Chupacabra.

Len THE Accountant? Or Len, MY Accountant?

Couldn’t help wondering how much Walter Blunt would have enjoyed Villanelle’s new short leash.

It’s live TV and it’s a bit nervous m’kay. . . . Um cameras, . . ‘ll make that mouth go poop. . .

I legit guffawed with the choice of weapon.

Who ever heard of an ugly duckling.

It has happened before, even more markedly

It has happened before, even more markedly

Don’t forget “if you can’t make it rain on your server, stay in your hovel and slurp your Ramen like the peasant you are.’

Vinnie the Microwave!!

Evens out if you pay in ass pennies.

But what should the tip be on a $7 croissant?

Has Tom Sharpling always been attached to this?

You know what would be sciency AND hilarious?!?!