Only two for me.

Has no one suggested that people are trying to find uses for the pits because avocados are so expensive and they’re over half pit?

Knee high socks

Cat-like reflexes!! Huwwwwaaaaah-yaaaa!

‘Mayor of Merv’s Butt Cheeks’ is pure art.

VO guy sounds like Matt Parker parodying Dateline on South Park.

Not everyone hates him. Lin Eliot is grateful he’s no longer the most hated man in Kansas City.

Is that wack-packer Elephant Boy?

“This really can reduce the amount of time it takes to refill and can significantly reduce the number of water drops they can do during firefighting operations,” Anaheim Fire spokesman Daron Wyatt told the OC Register.

And the actor who played the Aaron Burr buff went on to be the other McPoyle brother on Always Sunny.

You want a SMODCast, I got a SMODCast.

I used to want to see this.

You’d be amazed how many aren’t the real mother!!

I feel like I just read the transcript for every episode of Last Week Tonight.

Anything to replace the running visual haunting my every dream for the past 1/2 decade

Maybe the owner fell on hard times after an unfortunate ball return accident

I agree with the notion of wanting more from entertainment you enjoy. Just the particular adjective ‘tragic’ seems odd when it is presented as intended. Tragic I associate with adverse events beyond one’s control. Perhaps something more along the lines of bittersweet or ruefully short.