Of all my secret shames, deciding to be a Chiefs fan is the single biggest shame of my entire life.

What a legit bummer. Someone I never for a moment had anything but affection for. His coach character was up there with Woody on Cheers and Lowell on Wings as the adorable doofuses that made sitcoms great in the early 90s.

That was the quickest transformation from receiver to runner in history, and one of the most blatant examples of the dangerousness of helmet-to-helmet that the rule is ostensibly about. It was beyond ‘helmet to helmet’ to ‘crown to temporal artery contact.’

Failure pile in a sadness bowl

Yeah, but do you have any ideas on how to deal with how to make sandwiches without pre-spread peanut butter?

So are we pretending that this, and the many variants [condoms, tampons, diapers, etc] haven’t been a staple of relatable humor for decades?

Broccoli Beef, sauce on side, . . . ah-hahahaha!!! /Stern

I’m mostly an ‘anything but S&P is blasphemy’ type, but not vocal about it.

Much respect to David for his groundbreaking sneakers with a suit look on his old show, but white woolen socks stuffed into preppy loafers has never looked good on anyone.

I think the Browns are pretty close to officially being ‘too good to actually be this bad,’ which is an optimistic thing.

Really got found in the Alps.

Remember when Majkowski was known as The Magic Man?

Beating the Steelers is no doubt the endgame, but there’s a nice bonus where, if they meet the Chiefs he can just walk on the field and Eric Fisher will piss himself.

That’s the thing, how funny the ‘performance’ is. I’ve never played OMMORGPLGs or whatever, but I knew enough to get the gist.

Enjoying his diversity and having the TIME . . . OF . . . HIS . . LIFE!!

I’d be careful about consuming those if you plan on lucidity. 

“Ms X at the Gaslight 9/23/58"

I’m doing something unheard of this evening, it’s known as a Very Nice Thing.

Mottsky’s? The one with the aquarium screensaver? Very nice. 

“Were you going to answer my question with a question?”