Has there always been a DVD dropoff kiosk right outside Jimmy’s living room window? [refer to the scene when he’s comparing dress shirts and Edgar comes home from the nightclubs.]].

“Carol is back! And buying a massive dildo!”

Only thing that rose above background noise for me, . . . didn’t know the Cheesecake Factory had been around that long, . . . and started in Beverly Hills.

I have a black dot right in the middle of the palm of my right hand. First week of kindergarten, this kid, a total stranger of course, stabbed me with a pencil and the lead broke off way down in the meat of my hand. Me being a shy kid didn’t even alert the teacher. I just went to the bathroom and put toilet paper on…

would have said ‘You’re looking for ‘what is the Raiders’ but Marcus Allen is a CHIEF motherfucker!!’

It appears people are reading ‘enjoying yourself’ as a euphemism for the orgasm. I was talking about in general, as in having a good time in his company. She didn’t enjoy being around him from the first instant, yet she bottled rage at him for somehow implicitly forcing her to pretend through several dates, and yes,…

Because of, . . . you know

You can imagine what happens next.

What is the upside of ‘nice’ if all your feelings from the outset are blah, . . . or ‘boo?’

Bumper cars was one of my earliest memories of the thorniness of conflicting emotions.

Are we entirely sure Shawn didn’t say they were testing the new butthole spreaders?

This episode’s scenes with Abbi and Trey were all about the moist sounds of coital disengagement

I couldn’t help but chuckle, somewhere in that 31-7 period when Atlanta had the ball, Collinsworth blithely proclaimed [para] ‘you know, when the Falcons have a big lead like this they demonstrate a propensity to just grind away the clock and claim the win.’

Came here specifically to ask if this actually supposed to be a Hamilton reference.

I’m didn’t post to argue over subjective assessments of what’s amazing or what’s bullshit. I corrected the misconception of what the judge cited as weighted factors in his decision.

If your aim is accuracy, that is not what he did. He referred to it as an augmenting factor in weighing the prosecution theory that the gun was planted against the evidence and testimony that the gun was in the possession of the deceased throughout.

The burden is the same, the elements are different.

But she changed the world, but you’ll never hear about it anywhere but here.

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People who ran them over? Car drivers? I understand the rhetorical impulse to phrase everything in generic plural pronouns, but it’s pretty transparent to all.