Does this explain why dogs poop the way they do?

To be fair, they’re sending him onto national television to promote Triple 9. It’s the perfect storm of shitty, destined to underperform, movie he’s not even the biggest star in, yet he’s still a fairly big star with credibility on the line.

Re: the first video. How in the hell does an elite squad give someone like Messi and ENTIRE half of run of pitch?

Convection/microwave combination cooker. Microwave to heat things, convection to brown and crisp.

This reviewer clearly has no palate for the one question relevant to me.

God how I hate the entire concept of societal ‘privilege.’ But it’s not in the manner most might blithely assume. I don’t reject the dynamics of disparate treatment of individuals.

Nadir? Is this an Aussie topsy-turvy thing?

No, Meryl isn’t ‘redeemed.’ Redeemed suggests she was in the wrong for a period. Hopefully shitty reporters are chastened, though.

Can’t see this dude’s name in the headlines without thinking that Florida former rep whackadoo has finally served papers on Ted Cruz over citizenship.

Have a drumstick

But were you rushing or dragging?

Oklahoma was doing that all game long against KU last week. Hilarious.

Well CLEARLY I meant, that if he had dropped 40 pounds THEN went out and shoveled snow.

Remember though, the damage here was from exhaustion, not punishment.

All right, that goes counter to my [admittedly anecdotal] experience.

Cleveland. . . . We’re not Detroit! . . . We’re not Detroit!!!

Takes a supreme amount of chill to sit on a ball bouncing with that much English, then turn and volley.

[Slightly] traumatic flashback. We used to play p/u BB during lunch in HS [gym next to cafeteria]. One day one of our fuller figured schoolmates wanted to play. Things were going OK, until he went for an OOB ball. Slipped forehead first into the stacked bleachers, and there was a fountain erupting from his hairline.

No one cares.