Just making sure is all

You guys are aware other people can see you?

Cartman’s spank had nothing on Craig rustling Tweek’s tighty whities with one hand and pinching a nipple with the other.

AP does, but sometimes he swells up from it

What did you do in school today Billy?

My question when they said he barfed from swallowing dip was ‘how new was he to dip, anyway?’

Look at the Game Tape!!

Hailing taxis

Any speculation if that enormous hood is necessitated by the engine, because that’s some XK-E shizz, there.

All these ‘desperate people’ didn’t put him on a list of luminaries.

It’s no Detroit parking lot ‘booty like groceries,’ but it’ll do.

Thread begs for it

As a Chiefs fan, I can understand underdog status, but STILL stinging over the perception of mistreatment in a league championship YOU WON?!?!

I mean, logically, I knew High Pitch Eric had a dad. . . .

I’d never really given it much thought, but I’d always mentally pictured it coming from a crowded market with a vendor selling something in high demand, surrounded by a bunch of Frys

By that logic, if I show you my gun before I shoot you, all good?

Will there come a time when people don’t wave open flames menacing near things doused with gasoline?

Ditka was leaning like has fiddin tah fall out his trousers.

Honey? Kids? I got three words to run by you.

The very best part of the SNL 4th anniversary