Fresh-a Peppa is good, but I like-a da juice, eh. leetle bit a’ juice is good, eh.

Not even the dad on So I Married an Axe Murderer?

The Chef peeking his head out at 1:10 makes all the rest of it work.

The John Ritter death was a true gut check, coming out of the blue, and having lost my grandfather to aortal aneurism as well. Then add that his daughter was born 9/11/98, and he died 9/11/03, and his is a death that’s gonna raise a welt for a good long time.

Do you have the slightest idea where Coventry, England is?

I remember when checking email involved a trip to the mainframe in the student union to sit in front of a monochrome CRT

OK, I’ll bite. What word were you thinking of that would come up in play-by-play announcing that sounds as close to the n-word as retarded does retired?

Is this a bit? This is a bit, isn’t it? Where are the cameras?

Timely, relatively

Think about all the misery you inject into the world with your spurious abuse abuse of politically charged buzzwords.

How you gits ever had an empire I’ll never know. Sullen pasty minges all.

Every bit of Bradley Cooper’s footage throughout were cobbled together in a day when he took off from Broadway to come out to LA for an awards show.

I know her!! Name’s Sandy.

Obscure might be hyperbole, depending on audience. Hard to make as case right now with all the anniversary talk, though.

The ‘free’ app is a result of the upgrade noting that you had Window Media Center [which it removed] in your prior OS. IIRC, even that will cost a user fee in a year or two.

No, no, no!!! The funny, is that she ashed, started to drink, paused, SORT OF glanced in SORT OF recognition, then slowly took a drink anyway, . . . all in one ambiguous take. She doesn’t even go for the easy ‘who gives a shit’ shrug, but leaves it open as to whether what she was doing was even consciously registering

Wanna bet he has a swatch watch on his ankle?

“But go ahead calling people racist because they don’t agree with your perspective.”

Is there/can there be/should there be/does it matter if, . . . a difference between being a racist, and having a personality that a segment of contemporary minorities find irritating

You know what most of my cookbooks are missing? Not enough religion and global warming snark.