What are, one thing that is good, and two things that suck?

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Okay! This isn’t a conservative message board or a sports bar. It is Deadspin, where a genuine comment like that would be slammed. Not all jokes land or are obvious. But at least 119 people got that it was a joke here. You missed the joke. It happens.

We have a candidate for “Will it Sous Vide?” A Woodson Take.

What kind of “patriot” peacefully protests institutionalized racism in the Greatest Country in the World which was founded on the ideals of freedom and liberty?!?!?

Can’t

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

Your posts are a delight to read.

If he had been good enough to start, Urban will look the other way even if he kills someone.

Yay kinja buddies

God I hope so.

Ballin’ in windpants like someone’s goddamn dad smh.

Evangelion is always gonna be a God tier anime in my books.

Oompa Loompa,