Sooo many White girls I know list Breakfast at Tiffany’s as their favorite movie. Personally I could never get past this shit. I know it’s from an earlier era and such but it’s like they went out of their way to be racist when they didn’t even have to be.

Josh Duggar is not welcome at my birthday party.

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

I had a GRAND vision for my senior portraits. I was really into Judy Garland and attempted to recreate her ‘Get Happy’ look from Summer Stock. I just KNEW that this photo was going to be pure artistic expression...

Canadians don’t get senior photos so instead I give you my 4 year journey.

My 2nd wedding dress (needs to be steamed)

Dude’s got so many projection issues he should work at a theater!

I don't even own A gun. Let alone many which would necessitate an entire rack!

WIRE and a LEGO PIECE

An even more important question for the group: Is the guy in that photo wearing benetint on his lips? He totally is, right?

I love this. This is just straight up hilarious.

My cousin’s ex freaked out! My cousin dated this dude for two years. We all liked him, he seemed like a nice dude, they looked like they were probably headed towards marriage... until my cousin found out he cheated on her. He spent weeks trying to get her back and she kept dodging him. Like two months later she…

You actually won. He had to split assets and you had to deal with a spitting ass? :D I actually begrudgingly like Ron White. He’s exactly what he says he is and at least you know that upfront. :P

I understand you, turtle

HE RUINED YOUR OWN NAME. THAT MONSTER.

What a garbage human.

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

Slightly funny story. I am a former American Apparel employee and the week this happened Dov was on the weekly conference call as per the norm and was going off on this whole thing. Say what you will about Dov but he actually cares about the wellbeing of his workers(oh that wacky Canadian socialist). So he is going…

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

You can moisturize til kingdom come but when you approach being a septuagenarian that inevitably happens. I am not convinced any skin products, except sunscreen, fulfill the wild claims they make. That whole industry is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.