My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

Manic Pixie Dream Cup

Cuppa flow/Flo

this made me laugh way more than it should have. i think it's the "i'm sooooo happy for you" that got me

MY NEWLETTER IS VERY YELLY, OBV

I love fashion and follow it relentlessly. But I would hate to be called a "fashionista". These days, it seems to refer to fashion blogging types who trawl the sidewalks and high streets of the world, waiting for someone, anyone to photograph them and then to write about it, in the hopes they get on the list for free…

yoga pants are for exercise?! I've been wearing them wrong this whole time

Well I am actually in the middle of my certification as a celebrity Instagram accounts expert. I have two more written exams and then the road test.

"celebrity Instagram accounts experts"

No way this is anything but a Fred Armisen Portlandia character.

My brothers and I play an ongoing game of trying to find the oldest food item in my mum's cupboard. Current front-runners are a can of generic green peas, expiry '95, and some herbs with expiry in '94.

FYI, I am pretty sure you are not dealing with a real person up there. From another one of their comments:

Can I just ask, why aren't we calling this a Dil-doh?

Thank you! I'm still hoping it turns up in a box somewhere since some of my aunts moved cities not long after and STILL have things they haven't unpacked, years later. Mainly I'm just annoyed that I'd been given those by my grandmother and had been promised they'd all be returned after the funeral and it irritates…

I know, right? I have a few scattered ones but not a continuous matrilineal line like this. My mom has a few of her grandmother, and I may have once had a family portrait showing great-grandma as a toddler with her parents, aunts and uncles and grandparents, but it got lost when my family wanted pictures for my…

Like not even a sink tap? Really gross.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

One of the reasons we folded and got our boys an Xbox for Christmas was for its carrot-stick potential. It increases our arsenal.

Are you still a bastard if your parents do eventually get married, just after your birth? I was my parents' flower girl- and I was super adorable in the role, let me tell you.