WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSED MINDED TO NOT GO HOME WITH A DEGRADING STRANGER IN A FOOD COURT ON A WEDNESDAY?

Hey, LaComtesse, I know this is weird to just randomly respond to you on a Jez comment, but I don't have GT posting privileges and I was just MORTIFIED in a meeting where my female boss (the president of the company, also, is French and therefore thinks its ok to point out fat Americans) told me that just because I'm…

... Have you been reading my fan fiction?

Details about that dream, please.

the cancel button doesn't work well, does it... I'll post cat pics then

So, is this one of those 'limited quantities/one per customer' offers, or can I ride as many times as I want?

I once met a dude from Boston at a music festival who, after sharing a joint with me and my friends and learning we were from Canada, said "Canadian girls are the tits!"

Yes we are, friend. Yes we are.

w.w.w.-dot s.o.c.k.o.f.p.e.n.n.i.e.s. dot com

All I have to say is my half-white/half-Asian nephews are beautiful kids.

Nationalism is ridiculous, but even moreso when it's coming from terrible countries. Russia blows. The laws are medieval, the drivers are drunk, the czars are shirtless, the roads are mud, the fashion is awful, and it's fucking freezing. If I lived in Russia I'd fuck whoever I had to to get out.

Who ever did Norma Jean and Liza Minnelli was a genius and an artist!

The funny things is, they totally had surgery back then.

Because jesus was all about not giving anything to the less fortunate and he never cared about helping others. He just kept everything for himself. Oh wait....

If I google the term "dutch rudder" I'm going to wish I hadn't, right?

Seriously there should be a public service announcement on the morning TV shows everyday.

I guess we're all in the same boat huh?

to this day, I will sometimes pick black underwear while getting dressed and pull them out with an "aha, black panties!" flourish ala Bianca.

I remember when Jez posted that Little Mermaid was 20 years old, and I just commented, "Fuck me, I'm old," and it got more responses than I think any comment I've ever made on Jez.

A friend of mine from high school played the drunk girl on the stairs that tried to kiss Heath Ledger! I believe her actual credit was "Drunk Girl."

Julian Serrano. Mmm, yes, sexiest man alive!