Really? I'm sorry! Do you have the rubber trays?

Ms. DMC's artisinal ice cubes:

100%. Web publishing is definitely the wild, wild west.
In journalism school they made it seem like if we ever plagiarized professionally, it would be like career murder-suicide. I can't think of any cases in recent memory where anyone who's high-profile has lost their job over it.

PS: LOVE the phrase "content farm."…

I'm not sure how it works for all fitness articles, but in my experience, the directions typically come from the PR agency (or the featured fitness guru / company) with little effort on the part of the writer.

Those two excerpts are SHOCKINGLY similar, though. Maybe Saladino is affiliated with About-Muscle.com?

Omg, the Stephen Harper one. I've never seen this!

I AM SO HAPPY THIS WAS INCLUDED OMG.

This video gives me more delight than any other, ever.

Is Kimmel involved?

I want to believe, but I can't trust it!

Why would he ruin E.E. for you? How cruel!!

When I was in grade 8, a boy asked me to be his girlfriend over MSN Messenger. We "dated" for a week and didn't even talk at school, but I did NOT anticipate how it would end:
We are learning how to line dance in gym class and he walks up to me and my friends and says, "Uhh...this isn't really working out for me, so um…

How dare he mock my limb-severing fantasies? Maybe my expression is an accurate representation of what I'm thinking, GAWSH.

When I read that, my mind immediately visualized that Whitney girl from ANTM and she's SUCH a stunning lady.

I want to give you all the awards, all of them.
Bless your heart.

"gross teenager sex"

I don't know why I"m laughing so hard at this.

to tell him I was from Canada for some reason (I guess he'd be impressed by the universal healthcare or something).

Sat through a UFC boys' night, tried magic mushrooms for the first time, DID NOT GET LAID.

She doesn't make any definitive conclusions in the book. This isn't verbatim, but the sense I got from the book is that it was sort of a rape, but sort of not.

I feel like I JUST saw him on one of the late night shows talking about their his-and-hers tattoos.
Sad face :(

I had a stripper pole for TS3! It was only decorative, though.
I made a full-functioning brothel. I used a mod where the prostitute sims woohoo'd for cash. The more charisma skill they gained, the more $$ they'd get for woohoos.

My nephew was like this! Also 10 lbs, 11 oz. We joke that she literally gave birth to a three month old. He could hold his head up just fine and everything.

this is such a piss-off. I love Shonda's characters because she gives them permission to be complex.