"He was really offended when I guessed 'Satan,' "

Hahahahahahahahahah. Thank you for this.

Literally the only barbie I had that could open her legs was gymnastics barbie!

Thank you! I had this camper and I felt nostalgia in your gory story. <3

Did anyone else discover maxi pads before they needed them and immediately decide these would be perfect barbie beds....or is that just me?

I just spit out of my coffee.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

I think I had two white Ken Dolls. Then my grandma got me a black Ken doll for Christmas because she "loved chocolate boys."
I wish I was kidding. But at least my playtime was diverse!

The redheaded one??
I had the sleepover version of her and she was my ultimate favourite, next to an asian one I had (I think her name was Kira.)

Due to limited Ken Dolls, the infidelity in my Barbie universe was abundant. It was basically Days of Our Lives.
I think the most positive thing for me was the creativity. This drove my parents nuts, but I cut up my clothes to make Barbie clothes. Then I displayed my "designs" on my "models" in those transparent…

Here we go, I will now be speaking like Sara "with no H" for the next two weeks (again!) Hahahahah.

Agreed! AA is one of the few places I'm willing to toss a bit of extra cash at because I know the garments are well made. Having a good stock of basics that you don't have to keep rebuying every year saves a bit of cash in the long run.

"Outer SPESS"

I think I have the Channing Tatum one memorized. I used to watch it maybe four times a week, haha.

I found this to be the key with shorts, and I'm not too sure how it'd look with pants but maybe someday I'll learn to sew and see if it looks alright.
My first (and best!) pair of high-waisted shorts had a panel of stretchy fabric in the same colour as the rest of the shorts in the part that goes around your waist. I…

My boyfriend looooves Christina Hendricks, but justifies it by saying she looks like me (red hair, chesty.) Not sure what to make of this, but I will maintain my unhealthy obsession with Nev Schulman regardless.

PREACH.

I've been stuffing my tummy into high-waist jeans since 2009 guuurl.

*weeping while drunkenly performing the water-sprinkler move*

I hate that these little turds are so cute because they are the bane of my existence. They climb onto my back deck and rummage in my garbage, smearing food everywhere. So I open and close my door 100 times or smack a broom against the wall like a senile 70 year old woman while screaming, "WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU…

"Greedily eating her toothpaste with his mini people hands."

I am nearly IN TEARS from laughing over this.

Edit: Laughing over the way you worded this, not at your troopmate's fear. That sounds truly awful!

Genuinely surprised by Neil Young!

Agreed! I love the look of pastels on a darker skin colour. From a purely aesthetic point of view, some of these women enrich the clothing so much more.