Right? This just proves to me that filmmakers have never actually had the kind of bullshit job where you can absolutely be fired for not following all the rules, like not twisting people’s arms to sign up for the company credit card - those of us who have would make this a terrible film, since no creepy shit would…

FUN FACT: This is one of three movies in which I walked out midway through. And for teenage me, that was a big deal, you all. Movies are expensive!

Christ on a cracker. Was he seriously going for the “HOW CAN A POOR WHITE MALE SURVIVE” question? She’s got some serious grace.

I am clearly a lady Jesus because I find myself capable of having sympathy for lots of people simultaneously.

Unfortunately I don’t think it is as simple as looking at their gun laws. A lot of these countries were less violent, and had far fewer guns per capita, than we do at the point they outlawed handguns or imposed tough restrictions. I think part of it is the inherently violent history of the U.S. and it’s relative…

Obviously children with Down syndrome are wonderful, adorable children, but the decision to move forward with a genetic abnormality should always be an informed choice. My husband and I decided we would for Down Syndrome, but I’ve had extensive experience with special needs children. They need so much attention,…

Short of it; “Diamond” Joe Hockey is the treasurer, worth millions due to real estate, very self entitled. He is against gay marriage. Penny is a senator. She is gay. She feels personally victimized by Joe Hockey.

Your Honor, motion to reconsider! Kind of just leaving it there that Malala got an A+ in Religious Studies is solid shade.

Yeah, my mom says that too (I kept my name when I married). But HERE IS THE THING: My last name is the name my parents gave me when I was born. A man’s last name is the last name his parents gave him when he was born. WHY is the name given to the man “his” name, but mine is NOT “my” name? Yes, our parents may have…

Stories like this are so very important in showing how social theory becomes practice. One of the most interesting classes I took in undergrad was a history of colonization in the Pacific told through the various controls placed on native bodies - everything from what they put on to wear in the morning to where they…

They’ve repeatedly done studies that show that teenagers bodies are on a different internal clock that puts them to sleep later, and wakes them up later. And yet every single article about starting school later, there’s countless comments about how soft and weak people are now. Waking up early is not a moral issue. I…

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The Birkin is fucking stupid. Its handles are stupid, its clasp is stupid, and it’s fugly and its waiting list is for suckers. It is a bag than announces your assholism.

People always use the “walking down the street naked late at night” example. When has anyone actually done that?

What’s the name for someone who gets drunk but spends the whole time thinking about how to act sober and takes care of everyone else because God forbid anyone think they’re drunk?

Do black men get to pay 75 percent list price? Do black women get to pay 64% list price? What about hispanic women who make 54 cents on the dollar in comparison to white men? Why do we continue to focus on white women when it comes to the wage gap, when they come out on top in comparison to white men when it comes to…

“Now let’s smoosh two humans against one another like Barbie and Ken dolls! KISS! KISS!”

Also what the fuck do you think social media is for?

What I find hilarious/sad is my friends who went from “OMG I hate all these baby pictures on Facebook, who cares?” to “OMG look how cute my baby is every moment of the day!” as soon as they popped out a rugrat. I don’t have kids and don’t want kids and baby pictures never annoy me. I guarantee that every single person…

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.