...because she's like the Michigan J. Frog of dementia...

Hmm. I have yet to see a feminist go on a massive shooting spree after writing a 140 page manifesto explaining her hatred for men.

I was there in the late '70s and early '80s. If you didn't have an ass cheek and/or one of your two testicles exposed, you're shorts were too long. Hairy-legged men roamed the Earth and it was good.

"Confirmed divorcé"
"Confirmed ex-husband"
"Confirmed conscious uncoupler"

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

Right! Me too. I follow a lot of interesting people who travel and I am like "yes, please, show me a picture of your artfully composed breakfast nook in Morocco!" or whatever. And I'm confused about what is allowed on Instagram if we all are supposed to be trendily annoyed by pictures of food, pictures of humans…

Wait - it's not that 23% get married, it's that 23% get married or have a long term relationship (which I can't find their definition of via the link, but normally that's 6mo-1yr, right?). This seems to make sense - by and large, dating websites are full of people looking to have a relationship. It's a skewed sample.

YOUR DOG WILL NEVER TEACH MY CHILDREN!

Bastille Day USA can't happen soon enough.

Insufferable people are their own punishment.

Tina, sweetie - Dropbox.