Well considering your sweet Bernie flair, clearly it isn’t...

That’s what I would be screaming if I ever walked again after three ACL repairs on the same knee. Davis is a monster.

Thanks for explaining Point Employee!

Are those two not mutually exclusive?

Yes, U.S. men are bad at soccer. Why shouldn’t they be? It’s a second tier, non-traditional sport in this country. We funnel a minute percentage of our best young athletes and athletic funding into it. With regard to the domestic league, while it unquestionably has a legit fan base, I doubt the average American could…

Unless you work for a company using a decidedly unique email setup unlike anything other businesses use, then yes, it is in fact very useful to the masses if the masses include “people who work at jobs with computers.”

The standing/kneeling is a fine protest, if functionally incoherent (who is it meant to sway? What specific, definable change is it looking to empower? Is there an endgame?) but if Kaepernick really wants to make a change the $1m pledge to charity is obviously way, way more relevant. It would behoove Kaepernick to put…

I have officially joined your principled stand

No you lazy, entitled piece of shit. Nobody ever needs to waste their time explaining anything to you when you’re sitting in front of your very own, apparently working computer.

Most likely scenario- somebody (maybe a local reporter, maybe a Blake Rutherford follower) DM’d the Pulaski Yankees Twitter account asking why Rutherford hadn’t been playing lately. The team’s Twitter manager, likely one of the best in the game, tweeted the reply rather than responding to a DM.

I’m so confused by this article... What about Aussie Rules Football??

No...Brazil looks pretty petty. The swimmers broke a bathroom door. The Brazilian police pulled them off an airplane. At the very least, Brazil looks as incapable as usual of allocating public resources appropriately.

Thank the lawd the cracker jack Brazilian police force got to the bottom of this! Pretty sure they were hoping for a dead hooker or an American swimmer-run smuggling ring and ended up with video of a bunch of bros who REALLY needed to pee. Luckily Rio has basically no crime so this was a perfectly reasonable use of…

Consider using your decidedly average eyeballs to look at Lochte’s right wrist and the very clear tan line most likely caused by a watch usually worn on that wrist. The object on his left wrist looks like a fitness tracker.

This is good stuff!! I hadn’t even considered that the timing regulations related to potential infintesimal differences in lane lengths.