Yep, that’s what I’m talking about. Works like a charm.
(The real lifehack is always in the comments)

Just buy a shower caddy. I don’t like the ones that go over the faucet - I don’t like putting my beer back on the shelf under the flow of water. I got a tension rod one with some shelves. Holds many beers. Also soap and shit, whatever.

You should perhaps consider moving someplace else.

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

Perhaps. My point was I doubt it if past trends repeat themselves. The EIC of the site has already explained why it doesn’t get much coverage, and as far as I can tell, nothing has changed. But you’re right, it’s only fair to wait and see.

Real shame you guys don’t cover this game much, but then we get an article for a glitch. Stephen has mentioned in the past the reason, which is a good one, that since Owen left, no one on staff really plays it. So that makes total sense but I’d still like to see it covered. It’s consistently a really amazing game and…

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

God doesn’t exists, next question.

please take your reality and get out of here. In my world Poch is never leaving & I’d like to keep that dream alive, please.

Drive thirty minutes in any direction from any major city in America and you are in Alabama.

Even better: Congress is SILENT. One has to ask why.

Star for the Dick Wolf.

That’s because it’s not a preference. Medium-Rare is correct. Everything else is wrong. Well-Done is AN UNHOLY AFFRONT TO ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD.

I have it on good authority that if you touch a woman three times on her elbow, poke her left thigh once, then lick her right earlobe, she squirts.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

FAKE NEWS!

Eat all the dicks, please.