Also Rock has the biggest boobs in a movie

However, that somewhat backfired because it made me realize how terrible I was being treated and how terrible my job was at the time.

I’m a 32 year old dude, I am restoring a 60's muscle car, which I would assume may strengthen my man card. I read follow two sites very closely, Jalopnik and Jezebel. I thoroughly enjoy both. What is the status of my man card?

Way ahead of ya...

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

Sale and Price in the same rotation - just in time for the holiday shopping season.

COYS.

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

Agreed. I was a pack/day for a couple years, then cut down to “only when I drink” and now for about 2 years I’ve not smoked at all. I bummed one at a wedding a couple weeks ago, and not only did I experience your congestive pain, but my hangover was 100x worse. Fuck cigarettes I don’t know why I ever started smoking

Now you’ve done it. One of Alex Jones’ idiot followers will read your comment, link to it and it’ll be a thing.

I mean it was a totally serious suggestion that had a very, very high probability of occurring.

Unless this interview ends with Oprah yelling to her audience and holding Michelle aloft, “And in 2020 you get a first woman President and you get a first woman President!!!” then no. It will be too sad.

As a Tottenham fan, I assure you, it is never fun.

Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.

Nah, that shit’s a mess. I’ve been waiting for their inevitable implosion for some time.

Damn, you weren’t kidding

Chris Pratt > Kevin Costner

...men in Ndamukong Suh jerseys being rude...

or you can just do what my family does and buy a giant, plastic tub of aggressively orange cheese balls