Thank god my wife and I are on the same page here.

And now Spurs crumble and we still have St. Totteringham’s Day... Gotta be kidding me.

I’ve been on the phone all morning trying to work a trade to replace him. My boss has also said something about 80 day...or was it year... suspension and security is here with a box and a frown. However, Pesky Pole Smokers has Daniel Murphy on his bench with a terrible pitching staff. I can make something work, if IT…

It’s easy. The people. Isn’t giving ‘the people’ the right to regulate and secure bathrooms the quintessential notion of ‘small government’? Now me trying to be funny:

Pucker up! Imagine that being your first kiss?

My dad always told me to be a fireman because it’s cool, time off, etc etc like my friend’s dad. Then...that friend’s dad died in a fire. Firefighting was never suggested again.

I’ve heard he’s great at trivial pursuit!

I feel for this guy. It’s like me...trying to read an entire article before making a comment.

As a fan of soft french fries and soggy cereal...I’ll take that as a compliment. I’d insert the gif from Wet Hot American Summer...Douche is a hygienic product. I’ll take that as a compliment....but alas my work computer doesn’t kinja.

Had a Saganian slip and read it as NASA...

CBTS....Come Back to Spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrssssssss

My goal is to get one of these and then knock my wife up. The recliner situation plus a permanent DD would be perfect. Long road trips? A boy can dreammmmmm

Nothing. Wasn’t this the first game to require that extension thingy on the N64? I could never rent it...thus, my bitterness has been internalized for 18 years and has now been released. I can now live.

You’d be surprised. I have two friends that have a weird love-hate relationship. Jeff told Tony to “google how to drink and write me a check for a thousand dollars” due to an incident involving...genitals and a recliner during a college bender. Tony still doesn’t know how to drink and refuses to learn.

TL;DR: Don’t do vodka redbulls at last call.

climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.

When traveling with my wife, the second I get ‘on deck’ to get a bin, IT’S GO TIME. My wife is a nervous traveler so I’m taking care of all her stuff because she’s already medicated and drunk. It’s a finely oiled machine and everything is a breeze. We’ve been doing this for 8 years and it’s taken about 5 to get a…

But Jalops love manual diesels!

So, there is light at the end of the tunnel? I’ll be done in December, but have essentially resorted to a ‘lobotomy’ towards my job to keep those issues at the office.

I starred Will Holz’s response, but I’d just like to reiterate a few things. Cancer is a very complex, ‘better’ version of the host. The mutations that lead to cancer are varied and complicated between the different types of cancer. With that limitation, Big Pharma does not have a cure. Any rumors of a cure-all is…