I can sadly relate. I’m a pitching coach at a...well...a high school that focuses on academics. For example, we are not allowed to punish the kids for leaving early or arriving late if it is due to a class/test/music lesson. I often have to resort to lessons in angular velocity to help the kids understand that…

My dad and I were bumped to first class for free once. Or at least, that was my understanding. I was 13 at the time. We managed to get as many drinks as possible AND a chicken caesar salad on a Delta flight. This was awesome since it was nonstop from Atlanta to...Greenville, SC. It seemed like we were at cruising…

“...got an education...” Like it’s that easy!

This season has been a little too campy. There really hasn’t been any...high stakes stuff. This isn’t the Stassi we need, it’s the Stassi we deserve.

This may be the least click-baity title I’ve ever seen.

This is the reason I secretly hope all my favorite teams suck (and they usually do). The tickets will be cheaper when they visit. Double bonus when Boston teams suck too!

So, you’re telling me shewlett and packard bags for New Hampshire?

My first car was an old Sebring. The previous owner was in some sort of accident where one of the drain holes for the undercarriage was clamped shut and the other holes would clog easily. Water would pool to 3 inches deep on the passenger side of the car whenever it’d rain. This would cause condensation to form on the…

Isn’t it weedies for the extremest of sports?

A truly divine mullet who knows how to nail the look. Is this Zoolander 2 viral marketing at its finest?

Quality Control for Special Teams? So, is her focus in feetwork?

It was the genzyme-Sanofi cluster of 2014.

This! Yes, exactly. It hurts my soul just thinking about it. It’s like....*your specific email* will be the one where everyone realizes maybe I should just delete these or close my email and actually interact with Jim down the hall.

This happened at one of the GIANT pharma companies I worked at a few years ago. It was complete chaos for an entire day since the initial email was from some VP with the ability to email EVERYONE.

Repeat H-R-C as fast and loud as possible while spinning until you fall over. What did your coworkers/cats/roommates hear?

Tons of awesome things to learn. Thankfully, this semester doesn’t have that one class that makes me curse paying for my graduate degree!

Does anyone else see that? Her look into the crowd. Clearly checking with her ‘air guitar’ tutor to make sure she’s ‘in-tune’ with the expectations of a seasoned air guitarist.

Why stop there? Incorporate a layover with the cameras in a live feed video game. Some sort of space invaders to help dad get to grandma more quickly? Comes with drool catching bib for the kids since they officially no longer have to think, read, or interact for the entirety of the trip.

With literally a world of choices, who picks Connecticut to visit or own property?

Is this a scream for help from Yolanda? Gigi is young and a rising star in the modeling world. The very world Yolanda helped create. Is there jealousy secretly brewing inside Yolanda? When does M Night Shyamalan take over as director? Are these people even real? These RHXXX shows, I imagine, is an elaborate cock…