Bernie’s in Boston ....so....weekend at Bernie’s.

What stories? Only comments.

As a Marlins fan, I’m glad this saved a run for Odorizzi for my fantasy baseball team’s playoff run.

You’re absolutely right.

Wait till Brian McCann....gah, not deadspin. Sorry.

There needs to be an article about which lane. If you see a sign saying that you must merge, what’s the science behind when you should merge? Taking into account the stress you put on the people you are passing. I also feel complete shame when I unknowingly become ‘that guy’ who skips to the front of the line. I…

Obligatory ‘bootstraps’ comment.

It helps them float.

Cool! However, for the farmhouse dish...it seems like the only people who will truly appreciate it are the ones who keep inadvertently scheduling their colony passages/splits at 3am. That kind of sleep deprivation can lead to that sort of imagination (read: hallucination).

Let’s hope it can easily be sterilized!

What if she only increased her price by 50% instead of 5000%?

As long as it’s familiar, I’ll listen to it. I find that I can’t really explore or listen to new music when trying to focus because I’m too curious.

But emotional intelligence can be difficult for some people.

L.O.L. at that Y-axis.

That tweet. Doesn’t he realize Republicans are responsible for those? War (duh). Earthquakes (fracking). Famine (climate change). Plagues (That thing about STIs increasing in Ohio due to PP defunding). Economic Collapse (duh).

Despite not listening to him in a decade, I still know his voice and read it as him. That ‘me’ at the end of regime killed me.

When I was in kindergarten, we were doing a coloring thing. Like...1=blue, 2=red, etc...I finally got to the green. However, I had NEVER been allowed to use the jungle green crayon. It was brand new...it was several months into the school year. It called to me (Like the drum set calling to Brennan in Step Brothers).…

That’s an overarching hot take. In my case, it did. Thanks for playing.

This is my face the second my wife takes her bra off.

Is this similar to why I’m a maypole circling libtard, now? I was once an insufferable religious right zealot when growing up. I’m trying to double my compassion since I had none in my youth...