You’ve cotton to my hijinks?

Nothing a little ‘No Stink Linc’ couldn’t free up.

I was being a bit dramatic. It’s a good way to get the drunkard college friends a way to see me without bringing them to the actual wedding. I do risk management for work...I may have applied some aspects of that to my wedding ;)

I got the worst case of the Rebel Yells...

Thank you, god...or how ever it may be defined.

My experience is that Mass drivers weave at 75 MPH and CT drivers just bomb down 84. Except for I-90. That’s an 80 MPH parking lot.

It took me a good long time to realize this wasn’t Haim. I’m turning into my grandmother already...

I will admit. I am having two bachelor parties. One was exclusive to the groomsmen who could make it on a destination/long weekend event. Only four of us went and it was incredibly fun. The second is a bar crawl in town for everyone else who couldn’t make it and buddies that I rarely see to come get silly.

I’m having fits knowing that I have a small one in a box of toys in my parents’ attic. The struggles of being raised in the South and now living in and drinking the Kool-Aid of the People’s Republic of Cambridge....

My fiance and I went hiking in Vermont this weekend. She is not very good with directions even when Siri is piping through the speakers. She learned quickly! I was very proud. I even caught her taking a peak at the odometer when a turn was coming up in such n such miles. I’m very encouraged for our honey moon. I…

My work ‘driveway’. There’s a posted 9 MPH sign right after the security gate and the parking garage is nearly a half mile down the road. So frustrating. I’ve used it as an excuse for being late.

Every weekend should be ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’.

butbutbutbut the North had slaves too!!!

It makes me easily noticeable to management....

Thanks! As a male who is trying to start gernaling (i’m obsessed with Wet Hot American Summer), I do have some difficulty. Either making the time or not knowing what to write about. What’s a reasonable interval for writing? Daily? I think my goal is to write daily before bed. If I’m having trouble writing, just do a…

Oh god...I’ve been a horrible house guest. My gf at the time...now fiance...and I tried ANAL for the first time in a friend’s guest room. So drunk. So sloppy. It didn’t work.

Oh gosh, putting me on the spot! Despite following the scientific method all day at work...I really abandon it in the kitchen. So shameful, but fun. Generally, I salt and spice the meat as if it were just going straight in the pan. Then, I fill an appropriate sized bowl with water. Add the meat and then salt the…

Thanks for doing this! It’s always nice seeing a study confirm what seems to be the obvious sometimes. The longer the soak, the more likely the soaked tastes like the soaking! It does sound like #4 is a glorification of a basic seasoning with a sauce. What if the raw veggies were cooked or not included? I think that’d…

Thank god for our Ben and Jerry’s cart. That’s going to be ON POINT in the August heat.

Is that a nibble? Excuse me while I compare my bite to that man-child. I will now start eating Kit Kats like him in hopes of hitting home runs as far as he does in my beer softball league.