The small talk thing kills me. I usually tend to barely tread water in conversations with strangers, but one time...the stylist was initiated (always) small talk and every response I gave she almost would cut me off with a ‘mhm’ ‘oh really?’ If you’re going to pretend like you care, don’t make it so obvious that you…

GMOs will be the source to feed our future population. The current generations are testing grounds for future modifications. More nutritious, better tolerance to environmental fluctuations (high salinity, drought tolerance, etc...). Imagine growing corn near the ocean that has all the nutrition that we need! Is it…

Bless your heart...

My fiance is the one who leaves the skids....but girls don’t poop? Have I been with a man this whole time?

There’s been times, I’m so bruised

Oh trust me. Once I got my big win on the rehearsal dinner (truly by luck, I have NO idea how she agreed to it), I’ve been in cruise control.

Thank god I’m the groom. Navy suit...slight alterations. I just want that orange or pink hibiscus as a boutonniere but that may be a bigger pain in the bum than it is worth.

Yas. Upon completion of my masters degree I shall make the jump from the 360 to the PS4. I can’t wait! Playing FIFA12 is starting to get old. After nearly 600 games, Macclesfield is almost ready to contend for a European tournament spot!

I did everything wrong. So much for going for the awkward girl in all my AP classes. CURSES!

I threw up reading this. Brady Quinn instead of Ted Ginn. Am I doing this right?

That’s not how the shift works.

I almost posted something about my fantasy baseball team, but no one cares...not even me.

I’m not sure if this has been brought up already but it could be the perfect storm of job market demands. A job that everyone wants combined with a workforce that doesn’t have many options equals high competition for a few jobs. This would drive the wage down since...I mean...who would turn down that job?

look at the flowers.

I don’t want to say it, but I will.

I think Debauchery in Melbourne FL has a similar set up. Half the mirror between the men’s room and women’s room is a double mirror. Pretty funny when you make faces at someone on the otherside then walk out at the same time. Oh, you’re real? This was a few years ago...

I forget the source but...I remember reading something that said if you live on the east coast of the US, drinking wine from europe has a lower carbon footprint than drinking one from the west coast. That was many years ago and drinking may have skewed my memory.

Hmm. Cortland Finnegan retires from the NFL and is promptly reincarnated in the MLB. I’m converting! I can’t wait to work in a cube farm in the finance industry!

Clearly those looking for a back up space shuttle....

Now I’m hyper aware of my wrist pain from sitting at a computer all morning.