Guys, when given the option of perhaps dating me, have always wanted to stay friends or at least on friendly terms.
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Girls not getting friendzoned as much? My entire dating life is me being friendzoned! Heck two weeks ago this guy I was dating gave me the friendzone talk!
Yes! As in, "No, she didn't friend-zone you; you girlfriend zoned her." Or, "Get over it, dude. You girl-friend zoned her, and that prickly feeling is the consequence. Next time, ask the girl out on a date if you like her."
If Lena Dunham apologizes to Jessica for cutting in front of her in the bathroom line that one time, can we all move on?
The best possible way to address it. I think hell has frozen over because I genuinely do not like Lena Dunham or her work and I'm so in her corner on this one.
Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…
Holy fucking YAWN.
• Smile more. Without a smile, your face is just sort of plain. With a smile, you are dazzling. Really beautiful smile.
One word: Taystee.
Is anyone ever going to address or mention MOTHERFUCKING GENTRIFICATION?!?!!?!??!
stuck on their stupid couches all day farting into their sweatpants in between old episodes of Futurama
I've said this before and will say it again, and anyone who suffered from any form of disordered eating can back me up on this:
Great. I now just have to burn enough calories so someone will have sex with me. Womp womp.
I'd buy that shit. (sorry, sorry)
I smell an entrepreneurial opportunity here!
Soooo, what if we inject poop bacteria from a really nice person into a person who is a total douche-canoe? Will it fix them? I'm only asking, because I know a few people who need this kind of science in their life.
Eat shit and diet?