“I don’t wonder that at all,” he said flatly, and I felt silly for allowing my thoughts to be occupied by something so trivial in a time so dire. Still, the idea of all those little papers just sitting there, awaiting their moment that would never come, made me unspeakably sad.

Hey everybody. When your significant others pass, you can deal with that as you wish and it will be your business alone. Just as it is his.

Those hi-def ripples are making me feel stoned.

His suit probably controls it through a wireless Bluetooth connection.

It’s actually part of the story that all of the dinosaurs are female so they cannot breed in the wild. Some eventually start to switch sexes on their own, as a survival mechanism, and Alan Grant finds the egg nest and talks about the frogs.

I’m very fortunate in that I can scrub my mosquito bites with a soapy rag and it immediately alleviates the itchiness. But WHOAH MAN do they find me delicious this season.

Eric Trump, seen here at The Black Gate.

Half of this country is putting their faith in this man who can barely close his lips over his teeth.

I always saw Rey’s speeder as Luke’s from Tatooine, except put on its side.

You cow down from cowtown.

Well, it’s Kenneth Branagh. So at least we know the accent will be amazing!

Chewing gum and bronzer.

It’s still way down past the belt buckle. I think the standard way to wear it is just hovering above the top of the pants. I don’t know why he wears it that way. Maybe it’s a penis thing.

(Finger off the trigger, Sebastian!)

They got Judy Reyes, they got me.

Yeah. A guy at work played it for me and a co- worker.  I mentioned it was creepy. He said it was the point. When she and I took out our phones out to ignore it, he kept the video pointed at us until it was done.

Mine was just a basic computer course. It was good for some pointers, but I do admit getting a chill when the final option the video gives is, more or less, “When all else fails, take him down.”

I wondered why I recognized those people. I had to watch that training video.

His mouth is fucking horrifying. There’s no skin separating the lips from the beard.

And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.