“I can’t breathe in this thing!"

What if they started a Build-A-Barbie franchise? You either have a party or give a gift card and the kids can put them together as they wish.

My wife and I were driving to the shore when,mid-conversation, what looked and sounded like a big red tennis ball came from the trees and bounced off the windshield. That’s what I was convinced it was until I found blood and little red feathers on my tailgate.

Uncharted: The Early Years of The Young Ted Cruz

John Travolta is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Robert Shapiro.

Me gusta.

You find Dennis Miller funny and your show has to be edited around you staring at women’s tits. What’s your instigation, Mr. Fieri? What is your instigqtuon?!

Am I the only person who read the headline and thought he was dead?

That’s not The Donald, it’s Ham Rove!

Jesus, video game consumers are very bitchy, greedy people.

Winnah!

Ma$e? Ma$e?!?!

Quote of the night:

Neck.

The first time was in 1987 on either my or my friends console. Then a year later on a Pizza Hut cabinet.

“Mime Being Born”.

Just like most every app. It’s funny for about five minutes and then I swiftly delete them.

What’s up with the camera? Did Wiz get arrested in 1985?

I was hemming and hawking but once I saw the Splatoon WiiU pack, I went right out and bought it. I never would have even bought the system without Splatoon.

It’s so good that it survived being a phone commercial jingle. Bomb The Twist is also an amazing song.