The Souls fan in me has only two words in six letters.

In my first game of Friday the 13th, things were going pretty well until this Australian dude called another counselor “a thieving n——-.” This was punctuated by the sounds of a small child in the background of his microphone.

Xboxen.

Thus isn’t a gaming story per se, but... Way back when the original Ring movie released, I spent a Saturday morning watching it. When I got to the part where you actually see what’s on the video, and right after the victim receives the deadly “seven days” call, my phone rang. My mom answered it, told me it was for…

In honor of Spookytober, I’m restarting Bloodborne. I never played through that DLC...

“Mario wasn’t always been a plumber.” Wasn’t always been, indeed.

My description of FFXII has been “irredeemable” for the past decade, but this remake has such a positive reception I’m willing to give it another shot.

Yeah but it enticed me, a thirty-year-old man, to wander from town to town punching people REALLY hard.

My favorite way to describe FFXII is with a one-word review:

What happened to King’s Knight? That was the only mobile game based on FFXV that looked any good.

My brother and I have been hoping for years that SE decides to bust out a remake for this, with an actual, completed ending.

When games came with manuals, the first thing I did was read the whole thing cover-to-cover before I played it. I’d even go back for reference.

Article on Min Min, concept art for three not-Min Min characters. That’s a hard noodle to swallow.

I’m too busy struggling in the first dungeon without any healing items to worry about dating.

I just picked up Persona 5. I’m so behind.

I’ve been there! Worst guided tour of my life. That building was the only place my friend and I could sneak away.

Do you have beef with Nomura? I don’t understand that “heh.”

It’s been thirteen years? The wound still feels fresh. I still have that feeling of disgust and betrayal.

The real joke is that being on one of those feels like a prison on a good day. *This is where I would wholeheartedly use the laughing while crying emoji*

Last night I beat Yakuza 0 after 120 hours (almost exactly), so now it’s time to dig into Nier: Automata